Despite this, the bonus film on the disc, Hallucinations, is the best Polonia Brothers film I have ever seen. These high-rise leggings provide the perfect.
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Don’t watch this movie unless you are determined to see the entire filmography of John Polonia or Dave Fife. Details The Piper Legging is our full-length, high-rise active pant featured in our new navy splatter print. Harder to sit through, however, are the drawn out sequences featuring poorly edited teenage girls dancing to a garage band playing an extremely repetitive song. Dave Fife walks back and forth along a beach and has to put up with the obnoxiously unfunny and uninteresting characters of Brice Kennedy and his girlfriend while being accused of homosexuality by Ken Van Sant. 100 polyester Maximum weight limit 44lbs (20kg). Please ensure that you have a multi-zone (region free).
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Most of the rest of the film consists of padding. Youll love the Splatter Beach I by James Wiens - Unframed Graphic Art on Canvas at Wayfair - Great Deals on all Dcor & Pillows products with Free Shipping. A trendy beach bag, where you can put everything that matters when hitting those warm beaches. Please note: Region 1 DVDs are not compatible with all DVD players and TVs available in South Africa. These are all things that will ensure a fun escape in movieland. We’re seriously supposed to laugh at this. Splatter Beach is a 2007 low-budget horror comedy film made by the prolific Polonia. The comedic height of the film is when a character chooses to become a lesbian. However, because this is a comedy, expect the characters to talk about homosexuality, sexual acts, farting, lesbianism, Hercules movies, homosexuality, and farting Hercules before they die. This film has the standard Polonia plot of ” a man in a homemade monster suit shows up in Pennsylvania and kills a few people whom the directors know”. As an all weekend music festival gets off to a rocking good start, the stage is set for slaughter in film duo John and Mark Polonias campy tale of tidal terror. However, comedy is the thing that the Polonia brothers do the worst. This is supposed to be a comedic tribute to the beach monster movies of the 1960s. It has nothing to do with Splatter Farm, which is probably a better film. Although it’s not completely boring like Razorteeth or The House that Screamed, the sheer amount of forced comedy in this one makes it hard to put up with at times. Review: This is one of John Polonia’s last movies and possibly one of his worst. It’s also very, very hungry and not for seafood anymore. It swims silently, can breathe air and walks upright. They have announced a suggest retail price of $19.Overview: Something ancient lurks in the surf off Sea Bright Beach. The Polonia Brothers’ production, for which fellow B-movie maven Brett Piper served as cinematographer, stars Erin Brown (the former Misty Mundae, most recently seen in the Masters of Horror episode “Sick Girl”), and features creatures courtesy of Matt Hundley ( Mosquito), is set to be released to DVD later this year (October 9th being the unconfirmed release date).
Even after several townspeople are torn apart and devoured by humanoid creatures, the partygoers remain oblivious to the horror that has risen up from the sea, even dismissing a local girl as a weirdo after she tries to warn them that monsters prowl the beach and hundreds of buried egg sacks could hatch at any moment.Ĭamp Motion Pictures sent Fangoria the first news and cover art for Splatter Beach, a film that also marks Camp’s first in-house production. The new creature feature from the Polonia Brothers is Splatter Beach, a gore-soaked gill-man movie about a trio of out-of-towners that join up with a crowd of young people gathered on the beach for an all-weekend music marathon. I know I vowed never again but the drought of gill-man movies out there means I’ll give them one more chance. Splatter Beach - Trailer from Film Media on Vimeo. On the one hand, me likey gill-man movies! On the other hand, this gill-man movie was made by Mark & John Polonia, the brotherly duo whom I vowed to never watch a movie by again after subjecting myself to their previous films Peter Rottentail and Razorteeth, both of which ended up high on my list of worst direct-to-video movies of that year. Splatter Beach (2007)Stars Erika Smith, Misty MundaeThe Polonia Brothers, creators of the shocking, extreme-gore cult classic Splatter Farm (1987), return with their newest horror filmthe sun-, fun-, and gore-drenched Splatter Beach.
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